Professor Sloth

Security Update

In the wake of AI-fueld security incidents, we're auditing all our systems and practices. Here's how we protect the Request Metrics agent from attack, and how to host it yourself.

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    See Current Core Web Vitals with Chrome

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  • Optimizing Images for Web Performance with NGINX

    Optimizing Images for Web Performance with NGINX

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  • Using Brotli Compression in NGINX

    Using Brotli Compression in NGINX

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    Web Performance Profiling: Instacart.com

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    Web Performance Profiling: Google.com

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    Web Performance Profiling: Nike.com

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  • Measuring Cumulative Layout Shift (CLS)

    Measuring Cumulative Layout Shift (CLS)

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  • Using NGINX as a Queue for JSON Data

    Using NGINX as a Queue for JSON Data

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